DBC

A Desk-Bound cnut. An office worker who dosses around and gets out of doing as much work as possible by posting to the interweb.

Stop looking at pr0n and get back to your mindless graft, you lazy tosspiece of a DBC.

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deskbount

Like deskbound, only mipsslept by a cnut.

Learn to spell, you deskbound twunt.

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hundleby

What a hundlebeast becomes during the placid hours of the morning when Trisha is on TV.

Hundleby, you raper, turn Trisha off and go and get a job.

for fuck's sake

An ejaculation of exasperation, often abbreviated to ffs

Just leave me alone woul you, for fuck's sake?

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sez

Chiefly Mancunian riposte. Implies the presence of hypocrisy in a person's pronouncement.

Person A: "You are a foule gaye raper."
Person B: "SEZ".

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raper

One who rapes. With a touch of humour.

This Week's "Animal Hospital" comes from the St. Raper's home for cancerous rabbits. It's Rolph Harris with a hutch of tumours.

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spaz bogs

bogs for spazzes. Contain many unfamiliar and futuristic accoutrements not available to vanilla toilet goers. Frequently abbreviated to spazbogs

Right, lads. I'm off to release solo material in the spaz bogs.

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