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Specifically pertaining to a ski-season.
As April arrives and the end of winter approaches - bar-staff, chalet hosts, ski instructors all realise it is the last week or two to get laid. As horniness and desperation rates soar, inflated levels of grimy, grotty one-night stands are recorded in ski-resorts across the world.
Guy1: Wow, did you hear that Dad shagged our chalet host last night?
Guy2: Not the hot one?!
Guy1: Yep - classic April Panic Shagging
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A man whose not un-sizeable chin creates a physical appearance similar to that of a hippopotamus.
Have you seen the Chinapotamus over there?
Which one?
The dreadful skier.
Oh yeah, wow.