Emergency BacktheFuckup List

An Emergency BacktheFuckup list is the third tier of your emergency contact list formation. First is your Emergency contact list i.e. immediate family/partner, Emergency Contact Backup i.e. close friends and family, then the Emergency Contact BacktheFuckup List i.e. are the people that come through 75 percent of the time 50 percent of the time

Andrea says “ I’m going for surgery on Thursday, your on my Emergency BacktheFuckup List”
Tony says “Why am I not on your Emergency Contact list”
Andrea says “Just kidding dawg, you know your on that top level list”

stingah

A stingah is the pain one receives when sick around the anus region causing one to flex his or hers buttcheeks tight. It is a hot rush dying to spill out of your anus.

Timmy said “Hey Scott, why are you walking like that and so fast.”

“I think I have the flu, and this stingah is painful to hold. It’s about to pour out of the faucet!” Scott stated

Urban Autism

Urban Autism is a branch of autism found in low economical areas with low level educational systems. Many students, while not truly autistic, develop this stunt in educational and social growth.

Tommy says” what’s wrong with Johnny, he’s acting like Flavor Flav!”
Paul says “Nothing, he just has urban autism”

Halfrican American

An individual who is of half African descent and any other ethnicity.

Bruce said “Tony is Halfrican American.” He’s Italian and Nigerian.

Marraned

Marraned is when you are getting penetrated without use of lubricant.

Was that rapacious Nara Yarramm who marraned Retlub last night!

Cockstitution

It’s the document and agreement that swinger couples sign whereas they are not permitted to be with another partner unless the other agrees and sees fit

Marley says “ You can’t sleep with him yet, your husband didn’t sign the cockstitution agreement”
Daisy says “Yeah but that D though”