skil

A (most likely mythical) African bum disease. Occasionally heard as part of the following joke:

Person A: Do you have skil?
Person B: Yeah!
Person A: LOL, you have an African bum disease.

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Fuck the dog

To do nothing at all, or at least nothing of productive use.

Bill was so hung over at work on monday, and the boss was out. He just sat at his desk and fucked the dog all day

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sandrafication

Sandrafication is the extreme desire to remove ones legs and change their name to Sandra. Derived from the great Sandra who once appeared on jerry springer to tell her marvellous journey on her leg removal process. Ingenious methods were used such as injecting his/her own faeces and constructing a modern day guillotine. Sandra is a true inspiration to man kind and hence the common phrase sandrafication.

Yo, you need some sandrafication bad bro

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