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when you are about to have sex and the girls parents come home (blue balls), you have to hide outside in your boxers, its 5 degrees, and your nuts get stuck to your leg.
man i went over to stacys house last night but all i got was a frozen ballcicle
when you are having sex on a porch in Alaska, and your nuts get stuck.
hey fuck you i hope you get an Alaskan porchmonkey
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