sploosh delay

Sploosh Delay is the silence that occurs for about 2 or 3 seconds after a port-o-potty has been tipped over. After this silence, a fairly loud "splooshing" sound can easily be heard. At this point, whatever was inside the toilet will come flowing out of the openings at the top of the port-o-potty, and also out of the door if it was tipped on its face.

Hellraiser 1: Alright dude it's down! Let's get the fuck out of here!!

Hellraiser 2: I don't hear anything, was it empty?

Hellraiser 1: No man, that's just sploosh delay. Give it another second...there it goes!!

Hellraiser 2: That's fuckin' nasty!! There is fucking brown water pouring out of the top, and it smells like shit!!

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sploosh

The sound a port-o-potty makes after it has been tipped, as a result of all the water and waste spewing out.

Hellraiser 1: That sploosh owned!!

Hellraiser 2: Nasty! It's all brown and yellow and shit! It smells horrible! C'mon let's get out of here!

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bunchies

Beer munchies or booze munchies; it is the alcoholic's version of the munchies, caused by drinking instead of smoking, and has the same effect - you will want to eat everything in the house. It usually also affects the taste buds in such a way that even the shittiest of fast food becomes gourmet.

Tony: Dude, after that 6-pack and those shots of everclear, I have the major bunchies.

JP: I'm so hungry I could eat at KFC!!

Tony: Yeah man, let's go!

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White Lion

A sweet Metal band from the 80's and early 90's.

"Wait, wait! I never had a chance to love you. Now I only wanna say I love you one more time..."

White Lion rules!

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guacage blockage

A sudden heart attack caused by eating too much guacamole.

Ben died of guacage blockage last night, becuase when Corey called 911 to report the incident, they thought it was a prank call when he said, "my friend ate too much burrito, and now has guacage blockage!"

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Balloon Boy

Someone who appears to be in grave danger and has everyone fearing for their safety, but in the end are revealed to be nothing but a phony and a complete waste of time.

News Anchor 1: "It appears that balloon boy has crashed into a field in Colorado...the rescuers are moving in...no one is inside the balloon!"

News Anchor 2: "We are getting word that balloon boy was never actually inside the balloon, but was actually just hiding in a box inside his garage the whole time."

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Arcade

1. A great place where you can go to play video games. Very popular in the 80's.

2. An awesome band formed by Fred Coury of Cinderella, and Stephen Pearcy of Ratt, in the early 90's.

1. Hey man, I went to the arcade last night and kicked this one guy's ass when I played him at Mortal Kombat!

2. I was listening to "Dancin' With The Angels" by Arcade last night, that is one awesome band!

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