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When a man chills his semen in a spray bottle and sprays it on an unsuspecting victim.
What happened with that guy last night?
He totally winter blasted me.
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When you need something (i.e. sex or food) so badly that you'll settle for something that is good for you right now, but you'll regret it in an hour.
It's been so long since I've gotten laid, I'm thinking of sleeping with Tina.
Dear lord, are you really that Waffle House needy?