Active Bitch face

Active bitch face. The look on a bitches face while being ass reamed by a large cock.

See also, wheels spinning inside her head

Julie’s active bitch face look was she was thinking of so many get rich quick schemes while taking a good butt banging.

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Hit the jackpot

A phrase used by JubaHo when referring to meeting a new mark who she perceives as having a lot of money and will be easy to use for money and gifts and abandon at her whim.

JubaHo: “Right after his friend ghosted me at a bar. I met an old fatman who retired yesterday. He has a business and two cars! I hit the jackpot!

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Penial cyst remover

A penial cyst remover is performed by using a blunt object. Such as a tongue ring or stud.

Dude 1: “Man I went to the doctor and he told me there was nothing he could do for my penial cyst. But after seeing old Tongue Ring Terry that thing must have broken up.

Her jaws are like strong as hell! She’s a penial cyst remover!“

Dude 2: “I know. That Terry gives one hell of a blow job”

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1 to 10 female attractiveness scale

A scale rating female attractiveness. 1 is fugly and a 10 is so hot, that it would take

On a 1 to 10 female attractiveness scale, as a 1 being fugly and a 10 meaning how many Clydesdale horses it would take to pull me off her.

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GOFURS

GOFURS is acronym for Go Fuck Yourself

In a one on one conversation one can tell another FURS.

This acronym is especially useful in texting. Telling someone to go fuck themselves.

John: “Hey Julie, GOFURS! “
Ron: “Why are you yelling gophers at that BF?”
John: “There are kids present. GOFURS is much better when people are around. Than saying Go F youself! But that BF doesn’t get it anyway. “
Ron: “Why don’t you say GOFURS BF?”
John: “I was going to say See you next Tuesday (c.u.n.t.) you rotten, stinky ho. But GOFURS has much more sting.”

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Rose Ann Barr Naked - Also known as Rosie O'Donnell naked. Otherwise known as a Cow Heather, or just a f#$&ing cow.

To lose ones erection by viewing vile, disgusting pictures of grotesque naked women, or looking upon the large rear side of a bent over woman. A sure cure for making a hard on disappear in an awkward moment. Such pictures and other stimuli can be found useful and is first step in treating prolonged Viagra and other erectile medication side affects.

Patient: "Dr Phil, I woke up after a night out and hitting hard on the Viagra and now I can't get rid of my wood. Should I come into your office or to an emergency room? "

Dr Phil: "Before you come down to the office or emergency room. I want you to try something that we in the medical profession commonly refer to as a Rose Ann Barr Naked - Also known as Rosie O'Donnell naked. Otherwise known as a Cow Heather, or just a f#$&ing cow.

What you need to do is, try walking down East Carson and find a fat ass cow to ogle. If you don't want to leave your home then sit on your couch and turn on the television and watch The View. Watching that cow Rosie O'Donnell should alleve you of your erection. I know it always does for me. If that doesn't work, then we have other less invasive methods we can try. Such as going to the local frozen yogurt shop and viewing a few hogs, I mean cows there. Anyway, good luck."

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Weinberger

A Canadian German Hebrew word for a dwarf like man with a small penis, but with a very large scrotum.

Dennis has a Weinberger. Actually Dennis is a Weinberger. He is a dwarf like man with a very small penis and unusually large scrotum. He makes Suzanne devour it all.

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