Three Rivers

Small Southwest Michigan town where JimBob, BillyJoe, BillyJean, and Maxwell call home. If you live on Roberts Mountain, then you may have a similar name. (Roberts Mountain being the garbage dump on Roberts road)

I was in Three Rivers last week visiting cuzin JimBob. We went fishing and then had a nice view of Three Rivers up top on Roberts mountain. The methane smell sure makes ya know you is alive.

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Bitch Feast

A day, or sometimes everyday, in which a group of bitches come together and are just that, a bitch.

Announcer: Today's Bitch Feast is under written by NPR. Please show your support.

Bitch: Who asked you? You suck!

Announcer: There you have it, that concludes another Bitch Feast 2016.

Basic Bitch

The symptoms of basic bitch as defined by the American Medical Association

One who exhibits basic bitch has acquired these characteristics from association with a group of bitches. Also known as transference bitch characteristics.

Often these bitches are predatory opportunists. Sucking men dry of money, possessions, humor, and emotions.

There is no cure for basic bitch. A good regular ass banging is highly recommended and encouraged as a means of alleviating the height of basic bitchness.

See also basic bitch syndrome.

Dr: “we have the results. As I diagnosed. You have basic bitch and your husband has contracted this from you”

Husband: “what can I do?”

Dr: “ass bang her at least 3-5 times per week. More often if that seems to help”

Bitch: “but I can’t take any Dick in my ass that is over the size of a dime”

Dr: “whatever. It won’t kill you to take a high hard one. Your bitchness levels, you won’t feel much.”

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Adjective Ho

The word Ho as an adjective that modifies a woman's name.

The purpose describing the use of her sexual prowress and gold digging powers.

examples:
See that gold digger, she is the opitomy of a ho. what's her name? Suzi? Suziho! That's it she is an adjective ho.

also used as:

Suziho as in Suzanne is a ho
Jessaho as in Jessica is a ho

Juba of kalamazoo

A fairy princess who lives in make believe. Ironically she has a castle she calls home. Selling ass under the guise of unicorns. Juba is such a ho she has slept with nearly everyone in Kalamazoo, MI the states of Florida & Montana, and the city of Denver, CO and the Detroit Metro Airport.

When not on her back making money she is sleeping on a bed of nails or hanging upside down in a corner of the castle sleeping. Do not disturb as Juba’s wanton living needs plenty of rest.

I gots this burning itch. I gots it from the Juba of kalamazoo.