Pipeline Paula

Is an end user who is not technologically advanced, who has no regards for cybersecurity, and opens emails and downloads attachments just because they are there.

Oh no we got crypto! We must have a pipeline Paula!

Leadlids

This refers to the state at which someone can no longer keep their eyes open.

Boss: "You're late again Tony!" Tony: "Sorry Boss, I woke up early but I had leadlids so I fell right back to sleep..."

*wakes up after nap* "I want to go outside and ride my bike but I have leadlids..."