Double Decker

When you’re so horny but you also gotta take a poop, so for some odd reason you decide to poop inside the top part of the toilet then blow a load on top of it.

My girl had me so hot but so did that Taco Bell, I had no choice but to pop off the toilet lid and drop off a double decker.

1👍 1👎

Pasty Pal

A pasty pal is the accumulation of a minimum of 8hrs of ass-sweat mixed with a failed “quick wipe” after a hurried poop.

I had to get this jog in right after I crapped on the toilet. Now I gotta shower and get rid of this pasty pal.