BP Oil Spill

When a condom breaks and she got pregnant. BP Oil Spill

Boyfriend: Oh shit, I think i just had a BP Oil Spill.

Girlfriend: WTF does that mean?

Boyfriend: *never returns her calls*

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Eruwaedhiel

A hermaphrodite from Australia who enjoys being anal rammed by his butt buddy Miss-Miss Demeanor (a fake girl).

Eruwaedhiel also played in the movie "Rent" and is known for having aids.

Friend 1: Have u seen ther hermaphrodite Eruwaedhiel?
Friend 2: YEAH! hes so fucking gay

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Antoinette

A beast.

Is that Antoinette? Ya she's a beast.

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Antoinette

A Beast.

Is that Antoinette? Ya she's a beast.

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Sudan

It's really a country, LOL.

Sudan is a hellish republican that has more people then gallons of clean water.

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Pissed as Fuck

To be angry that someone relates pissing (Peeing) to fucking (sex)

No one can explain why though.

Im pissed as fuck, and i dont know why

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Planet X

A mystical planet that is apparently supposed to crash into earth on December 21st, 2012. Although there is no proof, people are still scared shitless because of this.

Planet X: IM COMING FOR U EARTH!
Brasil: NUU men plis attack europe!
Europe: TALLEY HO! ATTACK MEXICO!
Mexico: Si?

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