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A lame superhero from the Ratcher and Clank series. Wears green spandex with a lightning bolt on his chest and had sex with a monkey in one of the games in the series. He loses his reputation and somehow gains it back over and over during this whole series. He got angry at Ratchet and is quoted saying "He is definitely off my top 5" referring to myspace.
Qwark can be related to The Green Lantern or Aquaman, stating that he can barley do shit and should not be considered a superhero.
Captain Qwark: I am Captain Qwark, the greatest superhero of the galaxy.
Ratchet: Yeah Yeah.
Rachet 5 seconds later: *Shoots*
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A lame superhero from the Ratcher and Clank series. Wears green spandex with a lightning bolt on his chest and had sex with a monkey in one of the games in the series. He loses his reputation and somehow gains it back over and over during this whole series. He got angry at Ratchet and is quoted saying "He is definitely off my top 5" referring to myspace.
Qwark can be related to The Green Lantern or Aquaman, stating that he can barley do shit and should not be considered a superhero.
Ratchet: We need a superhero Clank. Who can we call?
Clank: Anyone but Captain Qwark
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The best god dam motherfucking kick ass boob jiggling, unbelievably fucking funny movie staring Will Ferrel and John C. Riley. These 2 fuckheads are the best pair of comedians to put into a fucking movie. I almost pissed myself watching this fucking hilarious shit. If they made a squeal, every fucking smart person from Toledo, Ohio, HSAT in the downtown would go see this fucking amazing funny ass shit.
Step Brothers
Will: John you awake?
John: Yea
Will: Ima punch you right in the fucking face
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To make war not love, you are saying that you encourage war and support it.
This doesn't mean that these people have love. They are people not afraid to go on the line of duty for their country.
Republican: Lets make war not love!
Democrat: Im scared of everything; including the sun.
Republican: Which is why the 2 greatest Presidents were both repbulicans
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A big ass black crunchy motherfucker who has done such raps as "hood nigga" and "so fly".
Im pretty sure he has diabetes.
Big ass motherfucker = gorilla zoe
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Candyland is the visit to the vagina. You play with it and stroke it until you make it cum. This game is mostly popular with lesbians.
Wheres Sierra! She must be going to candyland with her best friend.
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