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Gobblin' Pussy

A very loose and ugly pussy with turkey like features.

"Your gobblin' pussy swallowed me whole"

THIS IN NO WAY, SHAPE OR FORM IS IT A COMPLIMENT.

by TacoPuss69 April 7, 2020


Dirty Jolene

A gorgeous woman with auburn hair, ivory skin, eyes of emerald green with a voice that sounds like a sweet southern rain. The Dirty Jolene has many admirable qualities such as outspoken, kindhearted and very in tune with her sexuality. This tends to be a politician's and a business man's worst weakness, because her beauty is only eclipsed by her intelligence.

Most politicians and businessmen need a Dirty Jolene in their corner to give the impression that they have a formidable sex life while their wives are not as desirable or as sexually in tune or prone to experiment. These men want a Dirty Jolene to handle their Slim Jim of a meat stick because they are so rare, exotic and erotic. In essence they want what they can't have.

by TacoPuss69 April 1, 2020

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