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When excessive heat, humidity and sweating cause both sides of the testicles to spread and stick to both legs . This is much like a standard Tree Frog in which the testicles stick to one leg or the other. However, a Siamese Tree Frog distinguishes itself by sticking to both legs simultaneously. This typically occurs - but is not limited to - seated or prone positions. See also Tree Frog.
Brian: Damn son, it's hotter than Hades out here.
Joe: I know man, I'm Siamese Tree Froggin' like sonuvabitch.
(n) An act of oral sex preformed on a standing male who then wipes his penis dry on the unsuspecting orator's shoulders, from left to right.
Wow bro, look at Liz. She has some great shoulders.
Yah man, it's from all those "One Knight's Stand" 's I give her-- I hear it's good for the skin.
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Khaki pants that have been slightly soiled after standing too close to a urinal or bathroom sink.
Nice Jim, I see you're rocking the spatter khak's today. Also, it smells like you may have had too much asparagus for dinner last night.
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The abrupt and awkward pause in conversation when one person realizes the other has silently farted.
So Stephen, as you know corporate has asked that we begin using cover sheets on our fax reportsâ¦so, uhâ¦umâ¦.cover sheets on theeee uhhhhhâ¦.hmmmm...
Dude, did you fart?
Dammit....dangling farticiple.
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The ability to poop in the amount of time it would normally take you to piss, so as not to alert guests or hosts as to what youâre truly doing. Making the Piss Window is most critical when dining out with friends, entertaining guests in your home, or visiting the home of another. Failure to make the Piss Window will usually result in bouts of awkwardness as you exit the bathroom, because everyone will knowâ¦.you just took a shit.
Joe: Dude, 2 minutes and 14 seconds...you just barely made the Piss Window.
Sam: Tell me about it. It'd be pretty embarrassing if Julie found out I took a shit on our first date.
Joe: Too late, I just told her.
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(n) To reduce or minimize testosterone-driven stress, tension, or frustrationâsexual or otherwiseâthrough any means necessary, including but not limited to masturbation, anal penetration with inanimate objects, or extended sessions of Call of Duty play.
Pluck a' Nut
Boyle: SHOOG! Hurry the fuck up, weâre running late!
Kat: HEY, you need to fucking cool itâgo Pluck aâ Nut why donât you.
Boyle: *sigh* Okayâhave you seen my lotion? I think weâre out of zucchini.
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(n) an elongated and obscure period of time spent distracted on Facebook when the original intent was to merely check your messages.
Dude, whereâs Mark?
Oh, he just ran inside to check his messages really quick. Heâll back in a Facebook minute.
Fuck, weâre never gonna eat now.
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