the dual wielder

When you have one hand on your dick and one hand on the mouse scrolling for content

That weird guy in the corner of the Lan group was finally caught being the dual wielder.

Dirty Dian

The act of having both if a girls large breasts in your mouth at once like a hippo swallowing a watermelon

Big Titty Goth Girl : "Adam Gave me a Dirty Dian. Hes like kirby!"