Pussy In a Jar

A man that is so afraid of getting close both emotionally and physically with women. He acts like a coward around women. His voice is trembling as if a giant cock is after him.

I met this guy at the centre and upon seeing me his face went tense as in pussy in a jar .
Jessica went on a date and she drank more than Mark - she thought:what a pussy in a jar

Meowfie

Taking a selfie with a cat

Look at Tatyana's meowfie, both the cat and Tatyana look sweet

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Phatlates

Pilates for phat bloaters.

Hi Jim, you lost some weight,what is the secret?
Hi Taffi- I am doing phatlates on a daily basis at local gym.