Canoeing

The act of inserting two fingers into the virgina and wiggling the fingers up and down whilst the woman urinates.

I was canoeing my bird last night and she was wetter than an otter's pocket. Man my fingers hurt.

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Jaws the revenge

Inserting you index finger and middle finger into a menstruating virgina. Quickly pulling your fingers out kicking them up and down as if swimming from a shark.

Man, me bird was on the rag last night had to Jaws the revenge on that bloody thing.