down under

Traditionally a colloquial term for the land of Australia.
A great place of diverse environments and people.
Does have a history of convict incarceration, as pointed out in other posts. However these convicts were for the most part men whom were unwilling to kneel to the oppressive English justice system and so were "swept" over to Australia. The results of which have been a nation of extremely hard men, who have developed a kickass culture of sportsmen and beer drinkers... in other words England chopped off its balls and sailed em to Oz. hehe

"i come from a land down under"
"where women glow and men plunder"...

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british

The filthy British (English). A race of cock eyed, rat breeding, mud eating, goat lovers. They truely are the arse of mankind.

Responsible for many triumphs against humanity, such as: Common law; The Domesday book; and the Protestant church.

British culture is an oxymoron in sense, as "british culture" seems to be a vacuum of any traditional culture, and has instead manifested into a sh*tbucket of violence and social degredation. They have little regard for personal hygiene. (*note: As birthplace of the English language it is somewhat ironic that the citizenry of England are least able to express it).

Unable to play sport. The English psyche has lost all ability to participate in a sporting environment. They lack the required restraint and out of frustration will often withdraw to basic animal-like behaviour.

Worships a decrepant inbred family from Germany.

Drinks Fosters beer, which is infact 30% Australian urine.

Australian: Hello, how are you today?
British: Wat bruv??? u wona go et it aye? leme finoosh snoggin mey sista den ima keel yoo. oink oink grrrr meow.

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