Ag Hag

A woman who has a fetish for farmers and farming.

“Lovelorn urbanites are flocking to the farmstands with more on their minds than mizuna salad. For a segment of the concrete jungle’s nature- and love-deprived populace, greenmarket farmers are doused more with pheromones than pesticides... Careful out there, prowlers, lest you get a rep as an ag hag.” —New York Observer, 4/17/13

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slwd

An acronym for Scuzzy-Looking White Dude

Carlos's poker buddy is a SLWD with a scraggly beard