going Dutch

When a couple go on a date, they pay their own bills.
This is easier on the male, because men are usually expected to pay for all bills.

boy1: "Yo dude, I was running low on money on my night out with Cindy, so we decided we're going Dutch .... she payed her part which was $40!!! Ofcourse I only spent $5 that night."

boy2: "Yeah lol, shes a fat hoe, she eats alot"

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date

See first definition.

It is also a very sweet fruit, originally grown in the Middle East. It is high in simple sugars and it is actually good for your health if eaten everyday. This fruit grows on certain palm trees.

boy1: "Wow, I took Cindy out on a date ... guess what we had for a snack?"

boy2: "Uhh, I dunno.... coffee?"

boy1: "NO dude, we had some dates. She loved them so much, she gave me a blowjob."

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spent

Past-tense for "spend"

I wanted to spend some money, but I remembered that I spent it on Cindy.

i spent the money on cindy, so i couldnt spend it.

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lole

this is the INCORRECT way of pronouncing the popular and overused "word": lol. the real way is lawl, because lole just sounds weird.

x0XStupidGril987: 0mFg uR sOoOo FuNni1!1!
CoolStud: ok, cool. lets get together tonight.
x0XStupidGril987: lole ok!
CoolStud: um, you know what? nevermind, i dont date girls that say "lole" i only date girls that pronounce it as "lawl" because that is the correct pronunciation.
x0XStupidGril987: w3lL wHaTeVeRr..
CoolStud: and i dont date girls that cant spell their screennames correctly.
x0XStupidGril987: WeLl, pSh

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lole

this is the INCORRECT way of pronouncing the popular and overused "word": lol. the real way is lawl, because lole just sounds weird.

x0XStupidGril987: 0mFg uR sOoOo FuNni1!1!
CoolStud: ok, cool. lets get together tonight.
x0XStupidGril987: lole ok!
CoolStud: um, you know what? nevermind, i dont date girls that say "lole" i only date girls that pronounce it as "lawl" because that is the correct pronunciation.
x0XStupidGril987: w3lL wHaTeVeRr..
CoolStud: and i dont date girls that cant spell their screennames correctly.
x0XStupidGril987: WeLl, pSh

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bbml

Be Back Much Later.
It is longer than the time it takes a person to BBL.

please leave a message, i'll BBML

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