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The art of Being fisted by someone wearing a sandpaper glove that has been dipped in glue and rusty nails.
I'm sorry I can't go horseback riding today, I received a nitty gritty rusty fucker last night.
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Similar to a sandy seagull, but after dipping your man meat in sand, you pour hot sauce all over it before ramming it back into your partners love taco.
After saying she wanted to heat up our relationship, I indulged her with some sex on a Mexican beach.
When a man ejaculates into his partners mouth. The partner then shoves a straw into the mans penis and proceeds to blow the ejaculate back into his penis.
Of course I brought an extra pair of underwear, I received an Alabama blow dart earlier.