ness

1. A character in the SNES game Earthbound. Later appeared in N64's Super Smash Bros, and Super Smash Bros. Melee, the sequel to the popular Gamecube game.

2. A good way to not be as funny, original, or clever as you might think. Many people will add "-ness" as a suffix to just about everything, to turn it into a noun. The most annoying of all uses is "coolness." While a select few may find this funny, almost everyone else agrees that it sucks.

1. When I play Super Smash Bros., I like to be Ness because he is one of the lesser known characters.

2. "Coolness." "Hotness." More like shut up, douche.

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Magic: The Gathering

A trading card game that doubles as a girl repellant. If you are afraid of girls, buy boxes of these cards.

Girl: Are those guys playing magic? I think I'll take a detour.

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Bilend

('bel-end, noun) A derogatory term used sub-frequently in British culture, derived from Bell End, meaning the tip of a penis, and a usual saying of British internet star, Devvo, of Fat-pie.com

"Ya fuckin Bilend" -Devvo

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sack beetle

A testicle, the beetle in the sack

"Im going to kick your little sack beetle"

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