Spaghetti Bowl

A total state of chaos. Disorganization. Lack of clear focus or direction.

John’s room is a total spaghetti bowl. Cindy was saying some crazy shit. What a spaghetti bowl that was. Finally, That government program is so convoluted—an entire spaghetti bowl

Assed

The unfortunate process of a pet (typically a cat) bushing their ass across your face, arm, or leg. Use of the word: Yuk the cat just assed me.

Alternative spelling of the word—ewwww.

John work to a terrible smell. Only to realize the cat has just assed his face.

Millilick

When something is incredibly small, thin or close together. Ie: the thickness of a silva lick.

John almost got hit by that car—it missed him by a millilick. Jane’s chemistry experiment turned out horrible. She obtained a millilick of the reaction product. Or, life goes way to fast. I am about a millilick from turning 50.