This one is one of a kind. When you are at a public swimming pool and have to get all naked with strangers to shower(mandatory in Iceland). You accidentally drop your towel while naked and you bend over to pick it up meanwhile somebody walks up behind you naked and you kiss his thigh with your pulsing prolapsing brown star.
Ahh shit man i went swimming last night with my kids and i accidentally gave some french tourist an Icelandic kiss
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When a Great Dane is so horny that he rapes you then and there. Due to the weight and strength of the Great Dane submission is the only option
"Im all wet and my ass hurts. What happend? I just got RapeDaned!!"
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