Zach Tallman

Most likely to shoot up school
Slightly sadistic

Obsession with war and Culver’s

The Zach Tallman has no chance of mating with a female

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slafey

Being tall is their personality and only redeemable trait.

“Look guys, I am as tall as this door!”
“Shut up no one cares you’re such a Slafey”