phone seizure

The jump-spasm you make when you reach for you phone and realize it's not there.

Mili had a phone seizure when she reached to grab her phone and realized it wasn't there.

Art fart

An uncontrollable explosion of creativity.

Dude the other day I had a total art fart and made a sculpture out of Cheetos.

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P.P.S.

Aka the pre-party shit. When you take a planned shit in advance because you know your going out on the town later.

Randy and his hoes were going out to catch some babes so he took a P.P.S. so he wouldn't have to take a shit later.