Mortimered

When your boss over-schedules the work day and then sends all of your coworkers off-site leaving you alone to do everything.

Brody and Jackie got sent to the South Site, Erin and Zeph got sent to the East Site leaving me here alone to answer the phones and work all the tickets. I've been Mortimered again!

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BanaZerped

When you break something but fix it just enough, that the next person to use it thinks they broke it.

Often the tactic of offspring produced by a Banana and an Autistic.

Can be used as a setup for a prank, out of plain stupidity, or while trying to cover your own ass.

I BanaZerped the toilet so the next dude will think he clogged it.

The front of the printer fell off! I've been BanaZerped again.....