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angry drunken skunk

When you find a drunk girl at the pub and take her home but she has bad gas and when fucking her you quickly slip into her asshole and fuck her fast and hard and pull out really fast so that she either farts or shits, she will most likely be angry too

I went to the pub last night and took this drunk chick how and gave her an angry drunken skunk.

by Talonghoul December 30, 2016

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the chocolate frosties

When you're taking a shit and it's not exactly solid but not liquidy enough to classify as diaheria and is almost like one long turd that is almost like a frosty

I shouldn't have eaten that Chinese food because now i got the chocolate frosties.

by Talonghoul March 14, 2016