swiftkaratechop

(aka Matt Brown) is a superbly funny skit vlogger, gamer, all-round nice guy and minor celebrity on youtube.

swiftkaratechop:

"if youre not old enough to drive a car, you shouldnt be old enough to drive a dick"

"what?"

"a 4x4, a...a V8 dick...?"

"with turbo charger?"

"yea, a dick with a turbo charger."

XD

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Windered

When the wind hits your eyes and makes them water, you get the windered effect.

When the wind is blowing into your eyes and they begin to water, your eyes are windered.

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