Dirty Ronjon

When one removes the seeds from a jalapeño chili, and inserts the tip of their penis to use the jalapeño as a condom. The Dirty Ronjon is frequently combined with a duck and lamb grease lubricant, and sous vide shrimp aromatherapy for maximum romantic effect.

My booty is still on fire from getting a Dirty Ronjon for our anniversary last night.

RonJon

An Asian man who goes my the name of John, or ‘jon’

“Hey, who’s that Asian dude?”

“I think he goes by John or Jon”
“Oh yeah! He’s a total RonJon.”