Mini Boomer

40+ year old who simultaneously complains about government and long list of failings yet relies on it completely for subsistence . Will rage and go into complete denial if contradiction is pointed out. Typical conversations revolve around outdated pop-culture references that scream "Back In My Day" to the more socially adept/current unfortunate listener.

Nathan: "Hey Duuuuuude, I'm gonna go home and re-watch Wayne's World on this Betamax player I got at Woolworth's when I was a kid. Wanna come ove maaaaanr?"
Unfortunate Listener: "Ummm no thanks... Mini Boomer much? I have Netflix...." *Slowly Backs away*

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