salty cowgirl

Using your tongue as toilet paper to clean a Cowgirls pussy after she has pissed in the tall grass after a long day of working on the ranch.

Tammy Lynn needed me to give her a Salty Cowgirl after she pissed by the tractor.

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atya-forya

When you’re talking to a person who has one eye looking at you and the other eye looking for you.

The Walmart greeter had a case of the Atya-Forya because I didn’t know which eye to say hello too.

Sewer Spit

The toilet water that splashed up and hits you in the taint while taking a shit.

There’s nothing more refreshing than a pre -rinse with sewer spit while taking a dump.