Sandlotted

The act of uttering what is considered to be the untimate insult to a guy, "you play ball like a girl!"

As quoted in the movie The Sandlot:
"Phillips: You bob for apples in the toilet! And you like it!

Ham Porter: You play ball like a giiirrrrrrrrl!

entire group stands in shocked silence

Phillips: What did you say?

Ham Porter: You heard me.

Phillips: Tomorrow. Noon, at our field. Be there, buffalo-butt breath"

You have been Sandlotted!

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Don Johnson Rule

If you're 30ish and concerned a potential date is too young. Ask them who Don Johnson is. People born after the late 80s will most likely not know Don Johnson.

He is a violation of the Don Johnson Rule.

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crayon level

Understanding a concept or idea on a small child's level.

My understanding of global politics is on a total crayon level.

arm-thigh

Arms that are large enough to be considered the size of a normal thigh. As seen on obese individuals

Her arm-thighs are the size of both my legs put together!!

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