PID

Commonly know as Pecan Induced Dementia, this rare Medical phenomenon causes brain activity to drop to Melbournian coffee shop barista levels after ingesting just 1 pecan nut, leaving the victim as useless as an arts degree. (Symptoms usually last around 3-5 hours)

“ gee Justin’s PID is in full flight isn’t it, he’s got no idea right now!!”
“Oi Justin! I know your PID is pretty severe right now but it’s your fucking shuffle joog!!”
“Justin’s PID must be going into remission, he’s starting to speak something other than complete bullshit again”

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