Kelly's Law

Junk will accumulate in the space available.

Coined my Mike Kelly

Oh man, i bought the new house with more storage space but you'd never, Kelly's Law kicked in, I have no space and junk everywhere.

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loppy

97 Honda accord with ground effects.

Jakes car is loppy.

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krumbding

to hit a person in the head after clapping your fist into your other hand whilst saying in a strange voice "krumbding".

to be used when someone is being homosexual

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pureicey

Banned.

We voted to ban pureicey, its too bad orby didnt get the hack.

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Plank

a 270 pound hulking machine that attends Bull Shit High School, the biggest kid in his class, plays on the football team, eats a lot, and prtoects females everywhere

new size on size chart: S, M, L, XL, XXL, Plank

"Yo, here comes Plank."
"OH SHIT!! HES GONNA EAT US!!!"
"Run away!!"

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hands full

To have your hands full; only refers to the opposite sex; shows that they have a freaky side that only really you and them know about

Boi you got yo hands full

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Kink

To take a nap on the couch, chair or any place comfortable but not a bed

I was havin a Kink when the phone rang.

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