Kate

kate is the prime example of a fascist

She's such a Kate.

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Lewis Boatswain

Lewis Boatswain, heh a name that makes no sense.

The name "Lewis" means "renowned, famous battle", and boatswain means a number of things, most notably "a ship's officer in charge of equipment and the crew". So tell me this, Lewis Boatswains of the world, how can you be a:
Renowned, famous battle a ship's officer in charge of equipment and the crew.
Exactly you can't, because you're a walking contradiction.

Did you see that guy there?
Yeah he looks like such a Lewis Boatswain.