Flimph

n. One who sucks farts out of seat cushions

Don is such a flimph, as soon as this bus stops and that guy sitting over there gets up, Don will go over there and suck any farts out of that seat cushion.

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snarker

n. A person that sniffs or snarks seats

Secretaries chairs, bus seats, etc.
ie; Jon is a real snarker, as soon as that gal gets up and leaves the room he sneaks over to her chair, makes believes like he's dropped his pencil, places his face on the seat cushion and takes a wiff.

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