quober

The act of getting shit in your mouth accidently

I hate being quober

Yesterday I was taking a shit and I quobered

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deer lease coffee

Coffee with Whiskey added. Often drank early in the morning prior to a hunt after a big night of drinking.

Matthews: You guys must feel terrible this morning.

Me: yeah, not too bad, I’m on my 3rd deer lease coffee

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