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HIV

The Soviet HIV (Flanker HIV) is a high-tech jet made to destroy Canada. The jet was armed with 8 20mm cannons, 16 heat seeking missiles, and 1 LSDB. The jet has 7 wings and can reach a speed of mach 20000.1 within 7m. It runs off of diesel and is top heavy. The HIV was made to counter the American Honda Prelude. Only 2 HIVs where ever built, one exploded during testing and the current Russian Federation claims it doesn't exist and never has. Although there have been a few sightings of the HIV drugging Ukrainian soldiers and firing upon infantry units obliteration them.

"The Russians are totally using the HIV right now"

by TapeEater March 1, 2023


Castration

Fidel Castro's "ration" (ray-shi-on) that he formed in Cuba from 1959 to 2008. Castro wanted to create his own name for his nation, he did this by changing the N in nation to R. Castro then added his name into the nations new name.

"The Cubans live in castration"

by TapeEater March 1, 2023


Castration

Fidel Castro's "ration" (ray-shi-on) that he formed in Cuba from 1959 to 2008. Castro wanted to create his own name for his nation, he did this by changing the N in nation to R. Castro then added his name into the nations new name. Castro attempted to change Cuba's name but failed because he just failed, that is why Cuba is called Cuba and not Castration.

"The Cuban's live in Castration"

by TapeEater March 1, 2023