meatball syrup

When a man's sperm smells like maple syrup.

My wife wanted maple syrup but I thought she said "meatball syrup". So I asked her for a blow job and she said it tasted like maple syrup.

Shit ticketing

When done using a public toilet you unroll enough toilet paper to wipe without ripping the entire sheet. Then roll all of the shitty paper into a ball and stuff it back into the dispenser, ready for the next person.

I was using a public toilet, as I reached in to get some toilet paper I found the end. And got a hand full of shit paper. Henderson shit ticketing.