Cambodian Firecracker

When a male drinks such a substantial amount of alcohol that it seeps into his testicles and turns his semen flammable. While jerking off, the friction between his hand and penis creates heat. During ejaculation, the heat from the friction combined with flammable skeet equals one dick on fire.

Kane: so how was the bar last night?
Erick: after getting really depressed about realizing that I can't get women, I got really drunk, went home, and launched off a Cambodian Firecracker.

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