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Dream SMP

The worst thing to ever happen to the world. A child that screams cuss words and talks about sex even though he's going to be a virgin forever. There's also a green dude thats too insecure to show his face and there's also a moron that calls himself 'colorblind' even though we all know he's just mentally disabled.

Dream SMP is a shithole.

"I wanna drive off a cliff whenever I see a dream stan at school."
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Dream Stan- "OMG DREAM NEW VIDEO AJSGNKAJSGFJ:ASJKVJAG"
Joe- "Shut."
Dream Stan- "I DO WHAT I WANT"
Joe- Pulls unnamed object from bag and pulls a lever that results in a pile of blood and a demon going to hell.

by TarDSLaYeR69 September 30, 2021

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Watermelon Crush

Watermelon Crush

The best thing to ever happen to the company Crush. Literally liquid watermelon Jolly Ranchers.

Watermelon Jolly Ranchers are the best flavor of course.

"Man, Watermelon Crush is fucking Bussin."

by TarDSLaYeR69 October 18, 2021