Blinkgasm

When Blink 182 gets back together AGAIN and is about to release new music, resulting in the strongest orgasm you’ve had in your life.

“Did you HEAR One More Time???”
“Ya, my soul left my body after I had a Blinkgasm for 10 straight minutes”

East Brownward & Down

The act of sticking your dick in someone’s ass when they are in downward dog position while simultaneously jamming to Eastbound & Down by WSTR.

Let’s East Brownward & Down and chill.

JBI

“Jade bureau of investigation”. Someone who is highly skilled in tracking down her sister. Basically Liam Neeson.

Pull your pants up, JBI found us!!!!!!

emo overall

A sexual encounter where you’re dressed in your emo best while enjoying deep penetration doggy style and screaming “choke me daddy!”

He totally emo overalled me last night 🥵

talk sandy to me

The request from one sexual partner to another to put on his black Jedi robe and whine like Anakin Skywalker about why he hates sand during sexy times.

“Tell me what you want!” “Talk sandy to me!!”.

squidcat

Zoning out cat

“Did you see her face when I took a poop in her yard? She looked like “Squidcat”

Snow Golden

A golden retriever that is in fact white, not gold. AKA English Cream golden retrievers, these fluffy white fur babies are as pure as their coats. The goodest bois and girls out there.

“Did you SEE that snow golden frolicking over there??” “No, it must have blended in with the snow”.