growler

a fit bird or one who would make you growl upon seeing her

Grrrrrrrr check the bubba's on that one, she's a right growler

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Gyno-no-no

If someone has their legs up in stirups gettin' ye 'ol annual & they suddenly surprise their OB-GYN with a wretched stream of explosive diarrea.

This condition is worsened when said patient sees no problem with coating their physician with a think sticky coat of leftover chinese & cake, but instead says "oops. a little bout of diarrea." It is even better when you overhear this phone conversation at work.

I was at the gyno, and did a little gyno-no-no right in his face!

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Homo-Cadaver

A resident of unpopulated areas (such as Upstate NY or the Deep South) who is literally skin & bones and looks like a mountain man. Often, they survivie on coffee & cigarettes alone, and wear flannel shirts & ill fitting jeans to disguise their painfully thin physique. Oh, and they also happen to be gay. Though it's unlikely anyone would hook up with them anyway.

He Says: Look at that creepy homo-cadaver over there, he looks even more skeletal than Maria Shriver. And he just hit on me... I think.

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