shriver

The combined reaction of shivering in revulsion and having one's genitals shrivel from the thing described.

Did you hear about the 62year old hitting on his 17year old step granddaughter?

*shriver*

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Shrivered

The art of being told someone screwed you over after a long extended period of time, say, a decade with life altering news.

Schwarzeneggar totally "Shrivered" Maria Shriver.

My parents totally "Shrivered" me by telling me in college I was adopted.
I totally dropped a "Shriver" when I told the RNC that I was having gay sex with the leaders of the local Catholic Church.

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Shriver

v. To shriver: blocking view ie. televison

Unknowing participating in embarrassing activities

Trying to be very funny and failing epically

"Matt stop Shrivering the tv!!"

"You definitely just Shrivered that sentence."

"Stop being such a Shriver!"

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shriver squeeze

An act performed by two males in which one male inserts his penis into another males anus. Just before ejaculation the receiver squeezes the genitals of the other male so he can finish in his mouth.

"Did you hear about Kole" asked Steve. "No what happened" Josh replied. "He performed a Shriver squeeze last night and now Toney won't stop calling him!"

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