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Using your butt to open a bottle of beer.
What is my cousin doing pulling his pants down and putting his beer in his asscrack? Oh, he is using his Butthole Opener!
Inserting an already grown vegetable, such as a potato, in one’s ass, hoping it will grow, using the natural fertilizer provided by the fresh human and fecal compost already present.
My assggriculting cousin wants to grow potatoes using assgriculture. He’s inserted the potato last week, and is expecting results soon.
Someone that falls from an inflatable pyramid and bounces on the bottom of the pyramid to then bounce in a lake.
Felix is good at doing Tartine Au Beurres! He is Tartineaubeurring!
Taking one’s tuba, and sticking it in thyne anus, then proceeding to defecate in the said snorkel, in attempt to make the snorkeler breathe the excrements, ultimately leading the permanent respiratory problems due to the poor air quality of the human waste.
Felix is scuba-shitting in his cousin’s snorkel.
« Ha, my cousin will perish! »-Félix
« What is my cousin doing putting my scuba in his anus?.. Oh, he is scuba-shitting! »