Tasmania

1. An island off the southern coast of Victoria
2. A shithole
3. A place that we should sell to China
4. Australia's future nuclear testing ground
5. Long form of "Tassie"

Person 1 "Oi where the fucks Tassie again mate?"
Person 2 "Ya fuckin dickhead, its south of Victoria"

Person 1"Oi wanna go to Tassie?"
Person 2 "Why the fuck would I go there? It's just a hole in the ground"

Xi Jinping(Chinese Dictator (please don't kill me China)) "Would you rike to serr Tasmana to great Peepers Repubric of China"
Aussie Government "No mate, fuck off"
Australian People "YES YA FUCKIN DICKHEADS"

2050: Atomic Testy Dude 1 "So where setting this off in Tassie right?"
Atomic Testy Dude 2 "Yeah mate"
Atomic Testy Dude 1 "But aren't there people there?"
Atomic Testy Dude 2 "Tasmanian's aren't people"

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θώθ

The Egyptian God of knowledge.

"Θώθ, whats this?"

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