moozy

The feeling you get when you punch someone who is younger than you in the face.

I was so loaded with moozy when I slugged that little brat!

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The Eldorado Steamer

A technique so complex, disgusting, and sexy at the same time that it has been forbidden. Rumors say that it involves Chipotle, laxatives, sheet music, saran wrap, and gold leaf.

I gave her The Eldorado Steamer last night. It was the most beautiful and disturbing thing I've ever done.