Mullen

(n.) Trying to get with a girl only to:
- be interrupted 3 times by your roommates,

- finally get the condom on, get it in her, find out there's a hole in it

- trying to to tell her about the hole, only to realize she's deaf, and

- ultimately, failing to get off.

(adj.) to describe such a terrible event.

(n.) He pulled a mullen last night. What a retard.

(adj.) Shit, man, last night was a real mullen moment.

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